Hey MINAH! Jge sikit mulut sampah kau tu!

Chapter 1.

  Minah nie bru je masuk sekolah dua hari lepas, da buat MASALAH! Mcm ahh dye tuh cantik sgt, peramah sgt tapi hati dye tuh BUSUK! Kalah longkang belakang rumah PD aku tuu. Dah lah tak pakai tudung. Ingat rambut dye tuh cantik sgt ahh? Blah ahh weyh! Mcm puki ade lah!!

Sekali-sekale nak try dialog jugak.

( Jgn amek hati taw org yg bernama Dina and Sarah Khoo sbb nie nama rekaan je. Mane boleh letak nme betul, nanti ramai lak nak berkenalan. HAHA! )

Dina : Cer citer, cer citer.
Sarah Khoo : Okay2 che nak cite lah nie. Sabo2. Mule nye mcm nie. Mse nak rehat one of my friend ade lah tnye dye,
" Awak tak makan ke? "
" Excuse me, saye tak makan makanan berat mcm korang nie. Saye makan makanan ringan je."

It's like WHAT THE HELL?! Rase nak nyanyi lagu Avril Lavigne - What The Hell? pun ada. Dye baru masuk sekolah, dah buat perangai GEDIK dye tu. Tak kuasa aku lyn dye taw!

Masa kelas nadi, sekumpulan pompuan GOSSIP psl dye. Best gak sbb ade pergaduhan. HAHA! Sekejap gaduh kejap gelak. Haiyooo! And then dye bru masuk sekolah, ramai orang suke dye, LAGI lah tambah dye punye KEGEDIKAN dye tuuuu. BENCI! Smpai boyfriend org pun dia nak rampas! Termasuk aku punye. Sampai aku takde semangat PATRIOTIK! =.= What the..? Ade kaitan kee? Semangat nak couple bru betol! Hah! Aku KARATE dye kang!
                                                          Chapter 2.

  Baru je pagi nie aku mintak putus ngan boyfriend aku. Sampaaaaiiiii sekolah agama baru dye buat keputusan. Iqmal bg lah surat, it contains perasaan boyfriend aku kt aku. I mean FUTURE EX-BOYFRIEND aku. Dye ckp dye still syg kt aku lagi. Aku balas lah yg aku nak putus ngan dye jugak. Eh, Iqmal ade gak tulis yang Zikri ckp minah tu cun. Satu pompuan utk sehidup TAKLEH kee? Setia pada satu da lahhh! Tak yah lah mengada-ngada nak byk!

  Kebanyakan lelaki zaman skrg MIANG! Jumpe je perempuan cun, terus nak tackle. Tgk lah hati dulu! Selama nie dye jujur ke kat kau? Baik ke kat kau? Nie?! Pilih lah yang betul2. Sbb kadang2 boleh sakitkan hati korang. Aku tak suka tgk org sedih semate2 sbb boyfriend diorg. Kalau tak, aku pun akan nngis. Aku selalu pndg org sebelah mata jee. Sbb tu I AM CARELESS! Aku pun selalu pilih THE WRONG GUY but bila aku nak dpt THE RIGHT MAN for me? Aku sedihhh!

*wehh, minah! Bajet ah kau nie! Blah ah kau! Tak yah ahy dtg kt SK Kiaramas. Buat org sakit hati je.

New and old best friends! All besties!

Geng 2011 kitorang skarang dah semakin sikit. Yelahh semue.. Haihh susah nye nak ckp!! >.< Ckp dlm bahasa English je lah " Something happens for a reason" So jgn pndg org and main kutuk2, tk baik!
  My heroin! Amiesya aka Sya Reza! Cuya msokkan dye dlm group kitorg. So skg kita ada 4 org. HAH! Tk leh bla lah. Nama kumpulan pun takda. Haihhh ape nak jadiiii?

Satu je bukan kumpulan kita tp ada kat dlm gamba nie.  Agk2 nye spe?

  Sya Reza yg nie. Dye chumellll! I likeee to friend with her!!!

Yg dpn skali nie haa.

Anyways, wanna go now. Nak practise guitar lakkk. Bye2 dearest!

 

Bahasa Eewww!

  Kakak aku yang mula2 taw vdo nie. Tp cre senyap2 aku pun tgk lahh vdo nie. BEST GILEE! Nak tgk? Nak tgk? Jappp japp sabo saboo.

Lelaki nie org Kedah but lancar gile ckp dlm bahasa ENGLISH. Kakak aku cakap dye nie hensem. Tp aku cakap hidung dye tuu sikit but okaylahh bole tahan. ;D Kalau korg tgk vdo nie, mesty korg GELAK pnyaaa! :D Aku je tgk smpai jiran aku complain. Haihhhh -.-

  Da tgk? Best kan? Lwk ann? Kalau korg tk gelak mksodnye korg gne Bahasa EeewwW mcm ape yg lelaki  nie ckp. Betul annn? HA! Baik jujur! JANGAN ROSAKKAN BAHASA KITA! Hahaha lawok lah pulok!

I have a guitar?

  Of course I do! Thats why I wanna be a guitarist! Tp tune dye tk berapa "GOOD" lah. Guitar aku kecikkkkk je. And comel! Tk mcm korg pnya. HAHAHA! mne ade joking mehhh! Korg pnya guitar semua cun2! Aq punya je yang ganjil. Tp aku tak tahu asl aku ckp like that. I am speaking broken english? Maybee. U wanna see my guitar? Here we goooo!

This is me and my guitar. ;D

Okayy? 0ops I forgot to tell you that I am now wearing a pair glasses! Well I now if I wear a spectacles, my face is SUCKS but I dont care. Who wants to be a beatiful girl? Huh?? NOT ME!! NOT A CHANCE! I already have a boyfriend you know?

 Back to the guitar story, Sara Zoey and Sharifah Yaya who are my friend, have a really cool GUITAR! 0hh Why am I speaking in English? I supposed to speak in BROKEN ENGLISH right? Yeppp. But I totally forgot!

 0kay starting right now, mula2 aku minat dgn PIANO pastu da taw main piano, aku main lah GUITAR. Makes sense kan? yeppp. M0tive aku bagitahu nie sbb NIE KAN BLOG AKU SO SUKE HATI AKU LAH NAK BAGITAHU KE TAK NAK!

 Bye-bye.

 

Tuka2 boyfriend jee. -.-

 Aq rse nie lah boyfriend yg last sbb lps aq break up ngn dye nnt, aq trus tak nak cpl da. Aq syg kan boyfriend aq nie sgt2! Aq tk nk lpskan dye. Nak ckp " Kita takkan putus sampai akhirat " tp satu hari nanti putus juga. Kalau asyik nk yg lain, yg nie lah yg tuh lah. Orang akan ckp kita nie PLAYGIRL pula. Aq benci betul perempuan dalam kelas aq. Busybody betol! Kecoh lak tu! Haihhh ape nk jd nie? Aq nk pegi tusyen lahh. Rasa malas pula. Nnt pkul 1 / 2 Filzah nak datang rumah aq. Dye bwk Zikri! Tgk lahh aq ade rncgan. Mesty diorang terkejut punya lahh!

  Aq hampir nak pkai spek mata. Aq dah nak rabun. Dari tahun lepas lagi taw. Tp aq buat "dek" jeee. Borink btol dunia aq. Dunia aku dekat sini lahh. Dalam otak. UPSR je. Buku tk nak bace pon! ;P

Dont be stoopid lahh!

  What do I care about? All the things that I do care is UPSR. Im so confident about this but I dont even do my revision. My hands can't stop typing. But I dont wanna be stoopid. All my buddies are good2. But me? Haiyak don't be stupid lah balqis! Now Im here alone in my mum's bedroom onlining while blogspot-ing. HAHA whats that suppost to mean? Dont know dont care. And of course I wanna sleep!

  Our plan; Yaya, Cuya and myself.
We planned to find a new and hot boyfriend in the "seminar". 0hh u know whats that means right? There MUST be a hot guy in there. We go there because not only that reason. 0f course we want to learn too! haha [ gilew pnye budk ]

   My destination; 5A's for UPSR, play piano, play guitar, making cards for my specail buddies.
Dont know when I will going to reach there. Because I need to change. All the people who are trying to change theirselves will complete their destination right? Well my REAL destination is LONDON. of course! hahaha duuuhhh. -.-''

  All the stuff that Ive been through; my hatest friend ever, EX-boyfriend, Intervensi 2
0o yeah about my hatest friend ever in the whole wide world, I hate her. Very freakin' much. He stole my boyfriend [ 0hh well, I doesnt love him that much ] but still my boyfriend! haha and I hate her! Intervensi 2? I got 1A 4B's you know? well you all dont care right? haha OMG thts sucks! I wished I got 5A's! :'( uwahhhhhh soo sad [ really? do i care? ]

*tata! Now I wants to sleep maa. I am a girl in pain! I mean the REAL PAIN!